Friday, June 17, 2005

War of the Worlds

I was just reading about Tom Cruise’s latest news (the proposal) on his fan site ESSF, and had a funny thought. As you know, his latest movie, War of the Worlds, is coming out soon. In the original movie, the aliens weren’t defeated by a Will-Smithian jet fighter pilot delivering a virus by way of an Apple (which explains why the alien anti-virus software didn’t catch it – it was looking for PC viruses), a tough woman named Ripley, or any type of brilliant child. It was the common cold virus.

My thought was: It’s a damn good thing the aliens never heard of Dr. Tom Cruise’s vitamin loading treatments…